GoT Season 8 Episode 1

Thursday 18th April 2019






It's finally here - season 8 of Game of Thrones. In honour of this being the final season, I've decided to dedicate one day a week of my blog to being a post about each episode of the new season. As I only decided to do this a couple of days ago, I'm posting it today, but from now on I'll be posting them Mondays at 10pm!


So, here are my thoughts during the season premiere of Game of Thrones.

1.    Oh my god it's finally here - eeeeeeeek

2.    NEW OPENING SEQUENCE

3.    The wall's down

4.    Tormund better be alive or I'll be having words

5.    Wow these are really new credits

6.    WE'RE INSIDE THE BUILDINGS

7.    This is awesome

8.    The Unsullied must be really tired of walking like that

9.    Here comes Westeros’ favourite coupleeeeee!

10. Where’s Ghost

11. Arya is rocking Jon’s hairstyle I see

12. Oooh it’s the Hound

13. Please say Gendry and Arya get together

14. Of course Tyrion talks first

15. Standard conversation about balls, why not

16. Missandei looks so sad

17. DRAGONSSSSSSSSSSSS

18. Sansa better not annoy me this season

19. Eurgh why isn’t Bran dead yet, he’s so annoying

20. He’s been on screen for 10 seconds and hasn’t said he’s the three eyed raven – must be a new record

21. SHOW DOWN

22. Oh Dany don’t brown-nose

23. That look, my god; I worship Sansa for that look

24. Bran is so creepy

25. Lord Umber is like 3 years old wtf

26. YES LYANNA MORMONT. She’s the real queen

27. Here comes a Tyrion monologue… Tyrionlogue?

28. Mate dragons eat everything, don’t be stupid

29. Who is that guy

30. I just know him as one of the Slitheen from Doctor Who

31. Ahh Joffrey’s wedding

32. “it had it’s moments” yes Sansa

33. Oh yeah I forgot Sansa and Tyrion were married

34. Are they still married?

35. How do divorces work in Westeros?

36. Why would anyone believe Cersei?

37. She ain’t coming North

38. Eurgh Bran again

39. He’s so weird

40. ARYA AND JON

41. THIS IS THE REUNION I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

42. Of course she’s used Needle

43. I could watch these two talk about swords for hours

44. 1§§Cersei needs to fix her hair asap

45. Euron Greyjoy seriously looks like Rufus Hound

46. At least Yara’s still alive

47. Euron and Cersei.. I don’t need that image in my head thanks

48. Why is Cersei obsessed with elephants

49. They won’t defeat dragons

50. “you want a whore, buy her, you want a queen, earn her” YES CERSEI.

51. I bet that’s going to be in so many girls’ Tinder bios now

52. Right so she says that epic line so she doesn’t sleep with him but sleeps with him anyway… MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

53. Ahh Bronn with loads of naked women – about normal really

54. He better get his castle after this

55. Ooh the crossbow that killed Tywin… that is poetic.

56. Oh shut up about the elephants

57. Ooooh not sure how much Theon deserved the headbutt but thank god he’s saved Yara

58. “What is dead may never die, but kill the bastards anyway” – I think I love Greyjoy’s new family motto

59. How long until everyone finds out Jon and Dany are related

60. No way is Jon going to ride a dragon

61. If they don’t start singing ‘A Whole New World’ I’m complaining

62. So they’re going to have sex with two dragons watching… bit weird tbh

63. I can’t decide if I like the Hound or not

64. Arya and Gendry hurry up and get together

65. I forgot about House Glover

66. Another burn from Sansa, I need to write these down for future ref

67. While it’s cute Sam’s asking to be pardoned for stealing a book, I think Dany’s got more important things going on

68. Erm Sam didn’t you tell anyone who had someone they know die not to worry because of the Night King? But yeah sure let’s get emotional because your family died

69. I don’t think Jon finding out he’s committed incest could have been done in anymore of a dramatic way tbh

70. “I’VE ALWAYS HAD BLUE EYES” yes you have you beautiful ginger Viking

71. I forgot about Beric

72. Oohh it’s the symbol again!!

73. Jaime looks so much better now he’s not channelling the Prince Charming look

74. It’s Bran vs Jaime, here we go

75. Oh never mind, the credits rolled.