GoT Season 8 Episode 3

Monday 29th April 2019

The Battle of Winterfell is here and everyone I love is going to die this episode. I can feel it. Fun fact: I’m watching this episode in the bath so I can bathe in my tears.

• Oh my god it’s happening
• Here we go
• Why is it so dark... Literally can’t see who anyone is
• This is so tense
• I don’t like this, my heart is actually racing
• Can’t even see what dragon that is... Drogon? Rhaegal?
• Imagine if all fights started like this, it’s like a mass staring contest
• Yay ghost! Now stay safe you beautiful animal
• Yes Melisandre - the first useful thing anyone has done this season
• Have they made it so dark so we can’t see who dies to ease the pain?
• Well that’s the Dothraki dead
• Mate I can’t see anything
• Who’s that
• Seriously who was that
• Was that Khal Drogo??????
• HOLY CRAP THIS IS TERRIFYING
• OH MY GOD
• NO ONE IS SAFE
• WHATS HAPPENING
• Erm Jon and Dany go back there’s more to kill
• "Stick 'em with the pointy end" - I KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO SAY THAT, YES ARYA
• come on Jaime you got this
• Beautiful Viking is still okay
• Hurry up and kill Bran
• Okay I can’t keep up anymore
• NO, NOT EDDISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Yeah running away is so effective....
• okay Missandei is safe, good
• Jaime has the best character development out of everyone
• The Unsullied are the best
• This must be torture for the Hound... Everyone is so inconsiderate of his past trauma
• How are they ever going to beat the dead
• Do something Melisandre!!!
• Here we go
• Oh hurry up
• Jesus that was close
• That must have been amazing to film. I hope that was genuine and not CGI
• See, inconsiderate of the poor Hound
• What the actual hell, why is the Night King making them jump into the fire...
• Well at least that solves one problem
• OH NO IT DOESN'T I COMPLETELY MISREAD THE SITUATION
• Why can’t the dragons just keep burning them
• You can’t deny that the dead are strategic
• Why didn’t Melisandre turn all the weapons into magic fire things
• YES ARYA - Ser Davos is so impressed
• YOU LEAVE MY LYANNA ALONE
• WHERE DID HE COME FROM
• YES LYANNA, YOU ABSOLUTE QUEEN
• WTF YOU CAN'T KILL HER OFF... Legit crying now though
• What is the point of Jon and Dany during this
• Oh damn, dragon ice fire
• Don’t kill my Arya, she deserves better
• This is so tense
• Run for your life Arya
• I don’t like the sound of that
• The Hound better find Arya
• HELP HER OH MY GOD HELP HER
• Well that was unnecessarily emotional
• Oh I didn’t realise he was still alive
• Oops spoke too soon
• RIP Beric
• I forgot about Arya and Melisandre’s storyline
• what do we say to the god of death? NOT TODAY
• Theon is definitely dying this episode
• It’ll be his redemption
• DRAGON FIGHT
• Bye Felicia
• Yeah because The Night King can be killed just like that... God Dany you’re so stupid
• Anyone else getting serious Darth Maul vibes
• How the bloody hell are they meant to beat them then... This is poor writing
• YES I CALLED IT, I KNEW THE CRYPT WASN'T SAFE
• How can the dragon not fly away
• Oh now it can.... conveniently when Dany isn’t on it
• Sansa and Tyrion, so much is being said with those looks and it’s making me cry
• This music is making everything worse
• Theon you are a good man, you’re incredible. He’s had the second best character development
• That was emotional, oh my god.
• Imagine dying for Bran though, what a waste - no one likes Bran
• Jorah is so loyal, but that’s where Jon should be
• Another staring contest
• YES ARYA
• OH MY GOD
• YES QUEEN
• LITERALLY SCREAMING
• AND SHAKING
• WHO RUNS THE WORLD????
• I never would have guessed Arya would have killed him
• Oi Dany - you had 7 seasons to show you cared, don’t start acting like it now
• Oh. Bye then, Melisandre...

That was intense. 

What the hell is going to happen for the rest of the season?!