GoT Season 8 Episode 2

Monday 22nd April 2019

Here we go again, time for my thoughts on this week's Game of Thrones episode:

• Have they always had the house sigils next to the actors’ names in the opening credits? if so I can’t believe I’ve only just noticed
• I don’t think I’ve ever seen Dany blink
• Cersei lies to everyone mate
• Jaime’s finally seen the light
• Wow Sansa and Dany actually agree??
• BRAN SAID IT HOLY COW
• oh are we just going to ignore that?!
• BRIENNE - yes girl. I love her
• I don’t know who I ship more... Brienne and Jaime or Brienne and Tormund
• Jon couldn’t care less to be honest haha
• Does Bran get paid to pout or what because I’d love that job
• Arya checking out her man - so cute
• My god, talk about sexual tension
• I think he’s quite impressed that Arya is so fearless
• If Gendry was a woman he’d be pregnant by now
• Here we go - Bran vs Jaime
• Bran really does have the most irritating voice ever
• Well that was anticlimactic
• I want more Tyrion and Jaime scenes
• Cersei won’t murder you?? Don’t hold your breath
• Jaime checking out his woman, so smooth haha
• PODRICK! Damn he got attractive
• Aww Jaime is so cute
• More sexual tension - geez it’s only 15 mins into the episode
• I bet you’d love to be under Brienne, Jaime
• I do love their little romance - Jaime is a good fighter, but he’s not intimidated by Brienne’s bravery and tenacity
• Is Jorah still chasing after Dany? Mate give up she’s into incest now
• Oh damn Sansa
• That’s cute Dany but he’s your nephew
• Aww okay I’m here for their friendship
• Oops spoke too soon
• Oh damn I’m actually crying at this reunion
• That soup looks well nice
• Gilly! I didn’t think she would be in this anymore
• That little girl is me down to a tee
• Is it just me or does Gilly look pregnant
• Hello beautiful ginger Viking
• The big woman is still here babes (loving his priorities by the way)
• Bran is so weird
• Nah let Bran die
• Brienne still not impressed by Tormund I see
• I never thought Tyrion and Bran would have a conversation
• Missandei and Greyworm, they’re adorable
• GHOST!!! Finally
• So because you stole a library book you think you can take on the White Walkers? Okay, Sam
• Is this Jaime’s way of saying he’s not interested in his sister anymore?
• Jaime really likes Brienne - adorable
• Tormund is literally that creepy guy in the club who won’t leave you alone and follows you to every club you go to haha
• That sounds like a load of lies if I’m honest
• Why would you tell everyone you drank giant's milk?! I don't know whether to be wierded out or impressed
• Tormund why you spilling it down yourself like come on
• The Hound is incredible
• I thought everyone knew that Gendry was a Baratheon?!
• Oh Arya, straight in there haha
• I bet those 3 girls are going on her list now
• Oh damn I didn’t see that coming
• “Take your own bloody pants off” - incredible
• If they both survive, what’s the better Arya swaps faces to weird him out when they're in bed together?
• Wow Jamie really does have a thing for Brienne
• That was emotional
• They definitely gonna get together now
• Jorah, mate, don’t try and tell Lyanna what to do, she doesn’t listen to men
• Wow Pod can sing
• Where’s Missandei going to be during this?? My girl need to be protected
• HERE WE GO, Jon tell her
• See Sam, that’s how you tell someone
• So now Dany sees Jon as the enemy... doesn't she realise Jon doesn't care about titles??
• It’s happening!!!!
• As if this show couldn't get any better... Florence and the Machine have written a song for it. LOVE.

Tune in next Monday at 8pm for my next GoT post!