GoT Season 8 Episode 5

Monday 13th May 2019

• Actually wondering if this is going to be worth 75 minutes of my life
• I’m so disappointed with this season
• Which side is Varys going to be on this episode I wonder
• Who is this kid
• Tyrion looks much better now than he did in season one
• I knew Jon would say that ... he’s never been interested in titles!!!
• Well you’re a better boyfriend now than you were during the battle of Winterfell
• Dany looks so sad
• Literally the first time I’ve felt sorry for her for about two seasons
• I’m sure they add more braids to Dany’s hair to show her power... interesting she only has one in this scene
• Have I missed something? What’s Varys done
• Oi that’s not your full title Dany
• Oh damn, did not see that coming
• Don’t talk about Missandei, it’s too soon and too painful
• I’m over Dany and Jon’s love story now
• I feel like Tyrion saying for them to call off the attack if they hear ringing bells is going to be a hint for the exact opposite of what’s going to happen...
• That little girl looks like Shireen Baratheon and that hits the feels
• “I’m Arya Stark and I’m going to kill Queen Cersei” - yesss girl, someone that’s actually capable of doing something
• It’s cute Tyrion tried to speak their language
• Oh Jaime you had such hope
• Such a waste of character development ... what kind of crap writing is this
• I feel like Tyrion is setting a trap... well he should be tbh, who cares about Cersei and Jaime
• can you trust his word though
• I get what Tyrion is trying to do but you can’t trust Jaime or Cersei
• Oh damn this is getting deep
• Oh Jaime please don’t betray him, not after he’s literally cried to you
• All these people are going to die, don’t bother running and hiding because Dany is going to burn you all I guarantee it
• Arya better get this done
• this music is epic
• Stop going on about the bells, no one is going to do what you say Tyrion
• Oh damn here we go
• No one cares about your gold hand
• Hurry up and burn Euron
• Please tell me he’s dead
• And it’s another staring competition
• OH DAMN
• here we go
• Such bad cgi there
• I thought the Dothraki were killed
• How did they get so many giant crossbows
• Is that a bit of a preggo belly I see there Cersei
• Mate the iron fleet is gone
• Oh thanks Qyburn
• Never say never hun
• If my Ser Davos dies I’m rioting
• The Lannister army know they’re screwed
• OH WOW THEY ACTUALLY DO KNOW
• Never thought I’d see the Lannisters surrender to the Starks
• Cersei won’t be happy
• These bells are clearly very important
• I’ve now got The Bells of Notre Dame in my head
• Mad Queen Dany here we go
• Kings Landing actually looks like quite a nice place, you know when it’s not on fire
• Tyrion why you so surprised - did you not get that the writers are going down the whole Mad Queen Dany route
• So you say stay back then you start killing them? K then hun
• Greyworm certainly knows how to handle his weapon
• BURN THE CASTLE
• oh why is he still alive
• Jaime kill him
• Ooh trigger words
• Never fight when angry
• That throat punch reminds me of Kevin from Brooklyn 99 - "better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture"
• Jaime you have a gold hand, just smack him
• NO WAY
• NO
• JAIME KILL HIM
• I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO CERSEI OR IF YOU WERE JUST PLAYING US
• YES JAIME
• FINALLY
• if you’re a king because you’ve slept with the Queen then Jaime’s a king as well
• No you’re a pain in the arse mate
• Has Clegane suddenly grown more hair
• Love the fact that Arya and Clegane can just walk into the Red Keep whereas everyone else has struggled lol
• Arya don’t give up
• Can we please have a Hound vs Mountain fight
• I’ve waited so long
• HERE WE GO
• THE FIGHT WE’VE ALL BE WAITING FOR
• yes finally
• Qyburn is so irritating
• He looks like Varys but manky
• Go on Arya, get here
• I know you haven’t left
• Oh hey Jaime
• How are you not dead yet
• I can’t believe he’s gone back to her
• Please kill her
• Don’t let these years if character development be for nothing
• WHY IS HE NOT DYING
• WHAT SORCERY IS THIS
• I’m genuinely surprised Arya left
• Oh no that’s horrible, Arya get up
• Please don’t kill Clegane
• Clegane always says what I’m thinking and I love it
• NOT THIS AGAIN
• WHY
• Clegane is defo blind now
• NO I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS
• almost had a heart attack, I thought Arya was dead
• Now go kill Cersei
• Cough it up babes then go do your assassin bit
• Oh nice one Arya
• You don’t have much choice in not dying Cersei
• Bored now
• NO WAY DID THEY JUST DIE
• That was really anti climactic
• Oh is that it
• Erm wtf
• K bye